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I got back from my vacation, got a cup of coffee, kicked up my feet, and read the trusty Sneezeville Sentinel to see what had happened in…
It is always a quiet in Sneezeville but this week absolutely nothing happened. I mean nothing. Nobody even caught a cold or a chicken. Nobody was even…
It looks like Sneezeville is going to keep on fighting the pigpen battle. Cletus Stumpwater brought in an out-of-state pig and upset the whole town. It doesn’t…
Sneezeville is in an uproar. All those big-shots up in Richtown have been trying to pass a law that makes baggy pants with underwear showing illegal. There…
There is a strange guy living in the Sneezeville Hotel. He doesn’t get out much and doesn’t talk to anybody. Well, he didn’t talk to anybody until…
“Don’t confuse us with facts, we’ve already made up our minds” Just a reminder to my readers that Sneezeville is a fictional town. The people and events…
The traveling fair just left town and Cletus Stumpwater won the pig rasslin contest. This is the first time Sneezeville has had a contestant. We were all…
We just heard on the radio that some guy named Artic Vortex is raising Cain all over the country. Whoever he is, here in Stump County it…
My name is Half Whitt-the local reporter for the Stump County newspaper and all its disorder. In all of Stump County not one person is real, but…
What in tarnation has happened to the folks in the good old US of A? Here in Stump County we still believe in hard work, fair dealing…
Half Whitt Out of Control
I got back from my vacation, got a cup of coffee, kicked up my feet, and read the trusty Sneezeville Sentinel to see what had happened in…
Nothing Happened This Week in Sneezeville
It is always a quiet in Sneezeville but this week absolutely nothing happened. I mean nothing. Nobody even caught a cold or a chicken. Nobody was even…
Join the boycott; it’s great for business
It looks like Sneezeville is going to keep on fighting the pigpen battle. Cletus Stumpwater brought in an out-of-state pig and upset the whole town. It doesn’t…
Everything’s Against the Law in Sneezeville
Sneezeville is in an uproar. All those big-shots up in Richtown have been trying to pass a law that makes baggy pants with underwear showing illegal. There…
Sneezeville Napoleon
There is a strange guy living in the Sneezeville Hotel. He doesn’t get out much and doesn’t talk to anybody. Well, he didn’t talk to anybody until…
Sneezeville News Update!
“Don’t confuse us with facts, we’ve already made up our minds” Just a reminder to my readers that Sneezeville is a fictional town. The people and events…
We don’t need no Bio-lumps in Sneezeville
The traveling fair just left town and Cletus Stumpwater won the pig rasslin contest. This is the first time Sneezeville has had a contestant. We were all…
We’re Freezin’!
We just heard on the radio that some guy named Artic Vortex is raising Cain all over the country. Whoever he is, here in Stump County it…
A Stump County Christmas
My name is Half Whitt-the local reporter for the Stump County newspaper and all its disorder. In all of Stump County not one person is real, but…
Stealing From Everybody
What in tarnation has happened to the folks in the good old US of A? Here in Stump County we still believe in hard work, fair dealing…
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