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The Sneezeville Sentinel would like to welcome Lo Quasious back to town. Native residents will remember that Lo disappeared following a tent revival thirty years ago. It…
It is almost spring here in Stump County and the smell of Bio-Lumps is in the air. Bio-lumps are the biggest con job ever pulled on us…
By Carlotta Gutz The Sneezeville Sentinel received another letter to the Editor. “Where is Carlotta Gutz?” I’m right here where I’ve always been, I just been letting…
Stump County is in an uproar. The United States Supreme Court just overturned the Bill of Rights and gave local governments the right to take someone’s property…
By Half Whitt It has been a slow week in Stump County. It is always a slow week in Stump County. If we happened to have a…
By Carlotta Gutz The Stump County Bored Supervisors are now considering a new budget for the county. Ivan A. Spendit has never met a proposal to spend…
Due to a huge misunderstanding, we almost didn’t print The Sneezeville Sentinel this week. Half Whitt turned in his resignation. It isn’t often someone who works for…
At the recent meeting of the Stump County Bored Supervisors, there was intense debate on how votes would be counted in the upcoming election. After an intense…
Our faithful part-time reporter Half Whitt has taken the week off. He isn’t sick or on vacation, he is pouting. Last week we assigned him to report…
Carlotta Gutz finally fought her duel with Mayor Slump. It has taken months to work out the details. The Mayor was offended when Carlotta told the truth…
Native Son Returns to Sneezeville
The Sneezeville Sentinel would like to welcome Lo Quasious back to town. Native residents will remember that Lo disappeared following a tent revival thirty years ago. It…
Spread the crap, kill the farm
It is almost spring here in Stump County and the smell of Bio-Lumps is in the air. Bio-lumps are the biggest con job ever pulled on us…
You can tell he’s lying his lips are moving
By Carlotta Gutz The Sneezeville Sentinel received another letter to the Editor. “Where is Carlotta Gutz?” I’m right here where I’ve always been, I just been letting…
And The Government Goes Round And Round
Stump County is in an uproar. The United States Supreme Court just overturned the Bill of Rights and gave local governments the right to take someone’s property…
Time marches on – right by Stump County
By Half Whitt It has been a slow week in Stump County. It is always a slow week in Stump County. If we happened to have a…
Tax Increases?!?
By Carlotta Gutz The Stump County Bored Supervisors are now considering a new budget for the county. Ivan A. Spendit has never met a proposal to spend…
Half Whitt Quits…Almost!
Due to a huge misunderstanding, we almost didn’t print The Sneezeville Sentinel this week. Half Whitt turned in his resignation. It isn’t often someone who works for…
Bored Supervisor Meeting
At the recent meeting of the Stump County Bored Supervisors, there was intense debate on how votes would be counted in the upcoming election. After an intense…
Whitt’s Allegiance
Our faithful part-time reporter Half Whitt has taken the week off. He isn’t sick or on vacation, he is pouting. Last week we assigned him to report…
Seeing If “It” Sticks
Carlotta Gutz finally fought her duel with Mayor Slump. It has taken months to work out the details. The Mayor was offended when Carlotta told the truth…
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