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System Wreckers, Filing Wrecks & How to Hide a Wrecker

System Wreckers, Filing Wrecks & How to Hide a Wrecker

I’m having a difficult time concentrating this morning. My office and life are in disarray. I can’t find my stuff. On a positive note it is only…

A Sioux Song, Brats, and My Way is Better

A Sioux Song, Brats, and My Way is Better

Last week I had several thousand quarters to count and put in rolls. Now you might think that would be annoying and time consuming. As usual I…

Unexpected Life, the Ultimate Project & POOF!

Unexpected Life, the Ultimate Project & POOF!

I spend a moderate amount of time contemplating the universe, capitalism and the inevitability of my demise. There is no doubt in my mind that one day…

Skunks in Hives, Skunks in Traps and Aww, Ain’t They Cute

Skunks in Hives, Skunks in Traps and Aww, Ain’t They Cute

As always it has been an easy week. Nothing exciting ever happens to me. I just drink my coffee, write a little, answer a few phone calls…

Barn Cats, Skinny-Dipping and The FBI

Barn Cats, Skinny-Dipping and The FBI

I’ve been on a mission for several weeks trying to find homes (actually barns) for some Barn Cats. Barn cats are not those cute cuddly pet cats…

Bermuda Shorts, Inventory Reduction, & Growling in the Dark

Bermuda Shorts, Inventory Reduction, & Growling in the Dark

I just had an interesting conversation with my bride Management. Frankly I was shocked. As you already know I believe Management is perfect in every way. I…

Family, Vacations, & Boating

Family, Vacations, & Boating

By Management In all fairness, especially to my mother who really does have a clean house, you must understand that I have A.D.D. when it comes to…

Attack Rooster, a Bum Knee & PM Confusion

Last week I slipped on some wet leaves and sat on my knee. I have sat on my mother’s knee, my grandmother’s knee, Santa’s knee and a…