What’s the Difference?

I just figured out the difference between the Republicons and the Democraps. The Democraps want to take money from working folks and give it to folks who aren’t working. Republicons want to take money from working folks and give it to other working folks.

Another difference is the Republicons claim they want to balance the budget. The Democraps don’t. The deficit just keeps growing and growing all the same. Although I’m pretty sure you can’t borrow your way out of debt like the Democraps claim, at least they are doing what they say.

Then we get to human rights. The Republicons want to protect everyone from conception to birth even if they have to force someone to pay for it. The Democraps want to support everyone from birth on and force someone else to pay for it.

The Democraps want to protect the environment even if they have to destroy the country and the environment doing it. The Republicons (according to the Democraps) just want to destroy the environment for money.

There are a lot of rich Republicons who made buckets full of money by using natural resources and polluting the environment. On the other hand there are lots of rich Democraps who made buckets full of money using natural resources and polluting the environment.

According to a story I just heard, three surgeons were talking. The first said, “I prefer operating on (insert ethnic group here). See there, I can be politically correct. All of the parts are coded by number.” The second said, “I prefer operating on (ethnic group); all of their parts are color coded. The third said, “I prefer operating on politicians. They don’t have brains, they don’t have hearts, they don’t have guts and it doesn’t matter if you reverse the head and the butt.”

Come to think about it maybe there just isn’t a difference.