Remember, They Voted!

Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house.  To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and placed a sign on it saying: “Free to a good home.  If you want it, you take it.”  For three days, the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.  He eventually decided that people were too distrusting of this deal.  It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for Sale – $50”.  The next day someone stole it.  Caution! These people Voted!

While looking at a house, a fellow asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.  The real estate agent asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?”  When the fellow explained that the sun rises in the east (and has for sometime), the agent shook his head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.” He ALSO Voted!

A technical support 24/7 call center got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.  The reply, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”  The individual responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”  This individual ALSO Voted!

Two employees were eating lunch in their cafeteria when they overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.  She drove down in a convertible but “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving!” She ALSO voted!

A lady has a lifesaving tool in her car that is designed to cut through a seat belt if she is ever trapped.  She keeps it in the trunk. She ALSO voted!

A few guys were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.  Since it was a big party, they bought two cases.  The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave them a 20% discount.  The cashier ALSO voted!

Two friends were hanging out when they saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.  One friend said, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?”  The other friend explained that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. That friend ALSO voted!

A woman couldn’t find her luggage at the airport baggage area. She went to the lost luggage office and explained to the clerk that her bags never arrived.  The clerk smiled and told the woman not to worry because she was a trained professional and knew what to do to locate lost luggage.  “Now,” the lady clerk asked, “has your plane arrived yet?” She ALSO voted!

While working at a pizza place, an employee observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.  He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like the pizza cut into four pieces or six.  He thought about it for some time before responding.  “Just cut it into four pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat six pieces. Yep, he VOTED, too!

Now everyone knows who elects the politicians!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!