Let’s Have Fun

   Written by on August 3, 2017 at 9:45 am

logo- community news & viewsToo many people go around each day with sad expressions on their faces.  This reporter decided to brighten up her article of the week with a few jokes that friends have sent me.  I thought the least I could do would be to share some of these with my readers.

First, a riddle for smart people:  Only 5% of Stanford University graduates figured it out! Thought I’d see if our readers could top them!  Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word?

The word has seven letters….

Preceded God…

Greater than God….

More Evil than the devil….

All poor people have it….

Wealthy people need it….

If you eat it, you will eventually die….

DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT? Try hard before looking at the answers down below.  Did you get it yet?  Give up?  Brace yourself for the answer!

Now, for some jokes for the week:  A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.  “Impossible!” says the doctor.  “Show me.”  The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed; she pushed her elbow and screamed even more; she pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.  Everywhere she touched made her scream.  The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead are you?”  “Well, no,” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”

“I thought so,” the doctor replied.  “Your finger is broken.”

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.  Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!  Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”

“NO!” THE BLONDE YELLED BACK, “IT’S A SCARF!”

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs and asked her what she named them.  The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex” and one was named “Timex.”   

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

“Helllooooooo..!” answered the blonde.  “They’re watchdogs.”

ME:  My memory is so bad.

FRIEND:  How bad is it?

ME:  How bad is what….?

Another police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license.  She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they took my license away and now today you expect me to show it to you!?”

Now, for the answers to my seven questions:

NOTHING has 7 letters.  NOTHING preceded God.  NOTHING is greater than God.  NOTHING is more evil than the devil.  All poor people have NOTHING.  Wealthy people need NOTHING.  If you eat NOTHING, you will die….. Send this brain teaser to your smart friends and see if they can answer it!

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