Consider This

My goal for 2016 was to lose just ten pounds……only 15 to go!  I ate salad for dinner, mostly croutons and tomatoes.  Really, just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese.  OK, fine, it was a pizza…..SO, I ate a pizza!

Listen to this.  I know how to prepare Tofu.  Throw it in the trash and grill some delicious meat!

Oh, yes, I did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a giant spider web.  Nothing like a spider to get one motivated.

This reporter doesn’t mean to brag—BUT—I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes!  Enough of that!

I want my readers to know that a recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Kids today don’t know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel on an 18” screen.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.  Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside, they closed the school?  Nah….me neither!

I may not be that funny or athletic or good-looking or smart or talented….oh, I’m sorry; I forgot where I was going with this….

I just love being over 60.  I learn something new every day AND forget five others.

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.  Guess what, we were both disappointed!

My dentist told me that I need a crown.  I said, “You bet, pour mine on the rocks.”  I think I’ll just put an “OUT OF ORDER” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed!  Hope you enjoyed these tidbits from a Kentucky cousin!

Now a few strange things to ponder:

It’s strange how twenty dollars seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church but such a small amount when you go shopping.

It’s strange how two hours seem so long when you’re at church and how short they seem when you are watching a good movie.

It’s strange how everyone wants front-row seats to concerts but they want to sit in the last row at church.

It’s strange how we need to know about a church event two to three weeks before that day so we can include it in our agenda but we can adjust it for other events at the last minute.

It’s strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God and share it with others but it is easy to repeat gossip.

It’s strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say but we question the words in the Bible.

Think about the above strange things!