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Lately we have been having an epidemic of Roids and Boomerangs in Stump County. If you have never visited Stump County (pop. 999) we are an imaginary…
July 14, 2016Read More
About ten years ago our local tree hugger, who is always trying to do something to help the environment, decided to build a car that didn’t use…
October 8, 2015Read More
We hear them big shots in Washing Town are trying to ban carbon submissions. At first we thought it was a good idea. Those little flimsy sheets…
September 24, 2015Read More
We keep hearing rumors that the President and Congress are planning on repealing the law of Supply and Demand. They are calling it progress. Well, we may…
September 17, 2015Read More
Here we are in little old Stump County living about a hundred years behind the rest of the country but we are trying hard to move forward.…
September 10, 2015Read More
Here in imaginary Stump County we’ve taken a lesson from the big shots in Rich City and Washingtown. Stump County needed some more money to put gravel…
September 3, 2015Read More
Well, the local politicians just took out a big loan of something like 800 dollars to stimulate the Stump County economy. Based on the theory that, “Those…
August 28, 2015Read More
Some group calling themselves the In Eff Ell just filed a claim in Florida that they own the phrase “Who Dat.” Now here in Stump County we…
August 21, 2015Read More
It looks like poor old Luther Ledbetter is getting ready to get in trouble…again. Luther just got out of jail…again. You always hear about criminals and…
August 14, 2015Read More
The folks at the Southside Messenger Newspaper (who are probably real) pass on messages to us here in imaginary Stump County. They said a lady called them…
August 7, 2015Read More
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