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Roids and Rangs in Stump County

Roids and Rangs in Stump County

Lately we have been having an epidemic of Roids and Boomerangs in Stump County. If you have never visited Stump County (pop. 999) we are an imaginary…

Renewable Fuel in Stump County

Renewable Fuel in Stump County

About ten years ago our local tree hugger, who is always trying to do something to help the environment, decided to build a car that didn’t use…

Banning Carbon Submissions

We hear them big shots in Washing Town are trying to ban carbon submissions. At first we thought it was a good idea. Those little flimsy sheets…

Stump County: Economic Decession

Stump County: Economic Decession

We keep hearing rumors that the President and Congress are planning on repealing the law of Supply and Demand. They are calling it progress. Well, we may…

Stump County Education 

Stump County Education 

Here we are in little old Stump County living about a hundred years behind the rest of the country but we are trying hard to move forward.…

Imitation of the Gov’mit Don’t Work in Stump County

Imitation of the Gov’mit Don’t Work in Stump County

Here in imaginary Stump County we’ve taken a lesson from the big shots in Rich City and Washingtown.  Stump County needed some more money to put gravel…

Stump County: Almost in the 20th Century 

Stump County: Almost in the 20th Century 

Well, the local politicians just took out a big loan of something like 800 dollars to stimulate the Stump County economy.  Based on the theory that, “Those…

NFL Tries to Steal “Who Dat?” From Stump County

NFL Tries to Steal “Who Dat?” From Stump County

Some group calling themselves the In Eff Ell just filed a claim in Florida that they own the phrase “Who Dat.”  Now here in Stump County we…

The State of Dis Union in Stump County

The State of Dis Union in Stump County

It looks like poor old Luther Ledbetter is getting ready to get in trouble…again.   Luther just got out of jail…again.  You always hear about criminals and…

Yo Mama in Stump County Where Nobody Agrees with Him

Yo Mama in Stump County Where Nobody Agrees with Him

The folks at the Southside Messenger Newspaper (who are probably real) pass on messages to us here in imaginary Stump County. They said a lady called them…