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Last night I snuck out of Stump County to the real world and watched the vice-presidential debates on one of those televisions. I’ve got to tell you…
Here in Stump County we are still planning our annual Chitlin’ and Possum Strut (CAPS) in January. After I mentioned it a few weeks ago I got…
Last week I wrote that I was running for the 2016 president of the Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut. This is the most prestigious office in…
It looks like some folks misunderstood me last week. I announced my candidacy for President. It seems a whole dadgum bunch of folks thought I meant President…
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to run for President. It is a nasty job but someone has to do it. My main reason…
Great Jumpin’ bullfrogs. I opened a can of worms or opened Pandora’s box, or, as we say here in Stump County, I stepped right smack dab in…
With the recent influx of ROIDS, RANTS AND RANGS moving to Stump County we are seeing things “we ain’t never seen befo.” We’ve got a guy who…
One of the great things that can happen in the life of an imaginary character in an imaginary county is for real people to complain about them.…
Well, drat my cats if I didn’t stir up some fuss in the real world last week. It seems like some real folks took exception to my…
Stuff-slinging in Stump County
Last night I snuck out of Stump County to the real world and watched the vice-presidential debates on one of those televisions. I’ve got to tell you…
Hog Killin’ Time Means Chitlins
Here in Stump County we are still planning our annual Chitlin’ and Possum Strut (CAPS) in January. After I mentioned it a few weeks ago I got…
Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut
Last week I wrote that I was running for the 2016 president of the Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut. This is the most prestigious office in…
A Misunderstandin’
It looks like some folks misunderstood me last week. I announced my candidacy for President. It seems a whole dadgum bunch of folks thought I meant President…
Half Whitt for President
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to run for President. It is a nasty job but someone has to do it. My main reason…
Bless the Twins’ Hearts
Great Jumpin’ bullfrogs. I opened a can of worms or opened Pandora’s box, or, as we say here in Stump County, I stepped right smack dab in…
It All Comes Down to the Dog
With the recent influx of ROIDS, RANTS AND RANGS moving to Stump County we are seeing things “we ain’t never seen befo.” We’ve got a guy who…
No Apologies
One of the great things that can happen in the life of an imaginary character in an imaginary county is for real people to complain about them.…
Angry Women in Stump County
A few months ago in Stump County a group of Roids, Rants and Rangs formed a local chapter of the Society of Angry Women of America, or…IQ Don’t Mean Nuthin’
Well, drat my cats if I didn’t stir up some fuss in the real world last week. It seems like some real folks took exception to my…
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