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Stump County Education 

Stump County Education 

Here we are in little old Stump County living about a hundred years behind the rest of the country but we are trying hard to move forward. The latest thing…

Imitation of the Gov’mit Don’t Work in Stump County

Imitation of the Gov’mit Don’t Work in Stump County

Here in imaginary Stump County we’ve taken a lesson from the big shots in Rich City and Washingtown.  Stump County needed some more money to put gravel on the roads,…

Stump County: Almost in the 20th Century 

Stump County: Almost in the 20th Century 

Well, the local politicians just took out a big loan of something like 800 dollars to stimulate the Stump County economy.  Based on the theory that, “Those brats can’t vote,”…

NFL Tries to Steal “Who Dat?” From Stump County

NFL Tries to Steal “Who Dat?” From Stump County

Some group calling themselves the In Eff Ell just filed a claim in Florida that they own the phrase “Who Dat.”  Now here in Stump County we don’t watch feetball,…

The State of Dis Union in Stump County

The State of Dis Union in Stump County

It looks like poor old Luther Ledbetter is getting ready to get in trouble…again.   Luther just got out of jail…again.  You always hear about criminals and the revolving door…

Yo Mama in Stump County Where Nobody Agrees with Him

Yo Mama in Stump County Where Nobody Agrees with Him

The folks at the Southside Messenger Newspaper (who are probably real) pass on messages to us here in imaginary Stump County. They said a lady called them and asked what…

Could PETA be Right?

Could PETA be Right?

Most of us in Stump County would never mistreat an animal.  WE believe in taking care of our pets, livestock, wildlife, and each other. Some new people have moved to…

Critters in Stump County

Critters in Stump County

Most of us in Stump County would never mistreat an animal.  WE believe in taking care of our pets, livestock, wildlife, and each other. Some new people have moved to…

We (Animals) Are the World

We (Animals) Are the World

Most of us in Stump County would never mistreat an animal.  WE believe in taking care of our pets, livestock, wildlife, and each other. Some new people have moved to…

Global Heating In Stump County

Global Heating In Stump County

A big city scientist just came to Stump County to do some research on Global Heating.  This guy is the real thing.  He has had papers published on some other…