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Angry Women in Stump County

A few months ago in Stump County a group of Roids, Rants and Rangs formed a local chapter of the Society of Angry Women of America, or SOAWOA. The chapter…

IQ Don’t Mean Nuthin’

Well, drat my cats if I didn’t stir up some fuss in the real world last week. It seems like some real folks took exception to my article on Roids…

Roids and Rangs in Stump County

Lately we have been having an epidemic of Roids and Boomerangs in Stump County. If you have never visited Stump County (pop. 999) we are an imaginary county populated with…

Renewable Fuel in Stump County

About ten years ago our local tree hugger, who is always trying to do something to help the environment, decided to build a car that didn’t use expensive imported oil…

Banning Carbon Submissions

We hear them big shots in Washing Town are trying to ban carbon submissions. At first we thought it was a good idea. Those little flimsy sheets of carbon paper…

Stump County: Economic Decession

We keep hearing rumors that the President and Congress are planning on repealing the law of Supply and Demand. They are calling it progress. Well, we may be just dumb…

Stump County Education 

Here we are in little old Stump County living about a hundred years behind the rest of the country but we are trying hard to move forward. The latest thing…

Imitation of the Gov’mit Don’t Work in Stump County

Here in imaginary Stump County we’ve taken a lesson from the big shots in Rich City and Washingtown.  Stump County needed some more money to put gravel on the roads,…

Stump County: Almost in the 20th Century 

Well, the local politicians just took out a big loan of something like 800 dollars to stimulate the Stump County economy.  Based on the theory that, “Those brats can’t vote,”…

NFL Tries to Steal “Who Dat?” From Stump County

Some group calling themselves the In Eff Ell just filed a claim in Florida that they own the phrase “Who Dat.”  Now here in Stump County we don’t watch feetball,…