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Voters Make a Difference, Even in Stump County

The election for President is coming up and everyone in Stump County is getting ready to vote. Since we are all imaginary our votes won’t count but we are going…

The Difference in Flu and the Epizootics

We learn so much from following the real world. I’ve been being annoyed with what we call here in Stump County a case of the golly-wobbles or the epizootics.  According…

Stuff-slinging in Stump County

Last night I snuck out of Stump County to the real world and watched the vice-presidential debates on one of those televisions. I’ve got to tell you those televisions are…

Hog Killin’ Time Means Chitlins

Here in Stump County we are still planning our annual Chitlin’ and Possum Strut (CAPS) in January. After I mentioned it a few weeks ago I got a bucketful of…

Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut

Last week I wrote that I was running for the 2016 president of the Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut. This is the most prestigious office in Stump County and…

A Misunderstandin’

It looks like some folks misunderstood me last week. I announced my candidacy for President. It seems a whole dadgum bunch of folks thought I meant President of the whole…

Half Whitt for President

It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to run for President. It is a nasty job but someone has to do it. My main reason is if someone…

Bless the Twins’ Hearts

Great Jumpin’ bullfrogs. I opened a can of worms or opened Pandora’s box, or, as we say here in Stump County, I stepped right smack dab in the middle of…

It All Comes Down to the Dog

With the recent influx of ROIDS, RANTS AND RANGS moving to Stump County we are seeing things “we ain’t never seen befo.” We’ve got a guy who claims that back…

No Apologies

One of the great things that can happen in the life of an imaginary character in an imaginary county is for real people to complain about them. We’re sort of…