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Half Whitt for President

Half Whitt for President

It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to run for President. It is a nasty job but someone has to do it. My main reason is if someone…

Bless the Twins’ Hearts

Bless the Twins’ Hearts

Great Jumpin’ bullfrogs. I opened a can of worms or opened Pandora’s box, or, as we say here in Stump County, I stepped right smack dab in the middle of…

It All Comes Down to the Dog

It All Comes Down to the Dog

With the recent influx of ROIDS, RANTS AND RANGS moving to Stump County we are seeing things “we ain’t never seen befo.” We’ve got a guy who claims that back…

No Apologies

No Apologies

One of the great things that can happen in the life of an imaginary character in an imaginary county is for real people to complain about them. We’re sort of…

Angry Women in Stump County

A few months ago in Stump County a group of Roids, Rants and Rangs formed a local chapter of the Society of Angry Women of America, or SOAWOA. The chapter…

IQ Don’t Mean Nuthin’

IQ Don’t Mean Nuthin’

Well, drat my cats if I didn’t stir up some fuss in the real world last week. It seems like some real folks took exception to my article on Roids…

Roids and Rangs in Stump County

Roids and Rangs in Stump County

Lately we have been having an epidemic of Roids and Boomerangs in Stump County. If you have never visited Stump County (pop. 999) we are an imaginary county populated with…

Renewable Fuel in Stump County

Renewable Fuel in Stump County

About ten years ago our local tree hugger, who is always trying to do something to help the environment, decided to build a car that didn’t use expensive imported oil…

Banning Carbon Submissions

We hear them big shots in Washing Town are trying to ban carbon submissions. At first we thought it was a good idea. Those little flimsy sheets of carbon paper…

Stump County: Economic Decession

Stump County: Economic Decession

We keep hearing rumors that the President and Congress are planning on repealing the law of Supply and Demand. They are calling it progress. Well, we may be just dumb…