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Great Goddle Mighty

Great Goddle Mighty

It looks like one of the counties in the real world is trying to take Stump County’s position in the country. Our only claim to fame is…

Lost and Found

Lost and Found

If you don’t know about Stump County we are located in Southside Virginia. Our population is 999 imaginary residents. Stump County is about 100 years behind the…

Ain’t Nuthin but Pig Stuff

Ain’t Nuthin but Pig Stuff

We almost had our first riot in Stump County. Two local people backed up by a bunch of folks from the real world decided to have a…

The Statue of Tommy

The Statue of Tommy

Here in imaginary Stump County, population 999, we are having a major issue with the statue of the soldier on the courthouse square. Tommy was erected to…

We Need a Car in Stump County

We Need a Car in Stump County

Here in Stump County we still use wagons and buckboards and buggies and either walk or ride horses but we really need a car. I don’t know…

Three Minutes of Fame

Three Minutes of Fame

We just had the longest Bored Supervisor meeting in the history of Stump County.  It lasted until it was time for all of us to go home…

What About Cherry Jello?

What About Cherry Jello?

Here at the imaginary Sneezeville Sentinel we have received several dozen comments sent to us via The Southside Messenger. It seems that some folks want to know…

Can You Gag Down What We Are Serving?

Can You Gag Down What We Are Serving?

By the time you read this in the real world, the elections will be over and one of the losers will be the new president of the…

Voters Make a Difference, Even in Stump County

Voters Make a Difference, Even in Stump County

The election for President is coming up and everyone in Stump County is getting ready to vote. Since we are all imaginary our votes won’t count but…

The Difference in Flu and the Epizootics

The Difference in Flu and the Epizootics

We learn so much from following the real world. I’ve been being annoyed with what we call here in Stump County a case of the golly-wobbles or…