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Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut

Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut

Last week I wrote that I was running for the 2016 president of the Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut. This is the most prestigious office in Stump County and…

A Misunderstandin’

A Misunderstandin’

It looks like some folks misunderstood me last week. I announced my candidacy for President. It seems a whole dadgum bunch of folks thought I meant President of the whole…

Half Whitt for President

Half Whitt for President

It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to run for President. It is a nasty job but someone has to do it. My main reason is if someone…

Bless the Twins’ Hearts

Bless the Twins’ Hearts

Great Jumpin’ bullfrogs. I opened a can of worms or opened Pandora’s box, or, as we say here in Stump County, I stepped right smack dab in the middle of…

It All Comes Down to the Dog

It All Comes Down to the Dog

With the recent influx of ROIDS, RANTS AND RANGS moving to Stump County we are seeing things “we ain’t never seen befo.” We’ve got a guy who claims that back…

No Apologies

No Apologies

One of the great things that can happen in the life of an imaginary character in an imaginary county is for real people to complain about them. We’re sort of…

Angry Women in Stump County

A few months ago in Stump County a group of Roids, Rants and Rangs formed a local chapter of the Society of Angry Women of America, or SOAWOA. The chapter…

IQ Don’t Mean Nuthin’

IQ Don’t Mean Nuthin’

Well, drat my cats if I didn’t stir up some fuss in the real world last week. It seems like some real folks took exception to my article on Roids…

Roids and Rangs in Stump County

Roids and Rangs in Stump County

Lately we have been having an epidemic of Roids and Boomerangs in Stump County. If you have never visited Stump County (pop. 999) we are an imaginary county populated with…

Renewable Fuel in Stump County

Renewable Fuel in Stump County

About ten years ago our local tree hugger, who is always trying to do something to help the environment, decided to build a car that didn’t use expensive imported oil…