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Why Did the Chicken go to California? Better Living Conditions

Great jumpin’ catfish and possum stew, I’m in an awkward position here. I’m as upset as a lady of the evening at a tent revival. I’m gettin’ ready to agree…

Stump County Stomp

We were down to the Poore School (pronounced Po-school) watching some of the chaps on the playground. There was one big kid picking on some of the others. We were…

It’s all about power…

There are a couple of gazillionaires in America who are complaining about the rich and how little taxes they pay and how it isn’t fair. Well, blow me up and…

Egg-Sucking Hounds

I don’t know about you city folks but everyone here in Stump County knows about egg-sucking hounds. Don’t take my word for it. In 1941 there was a case called…

Washing Towns Effect on Stump County

Stump County doesn’t usually get excited about anything much less what happens in Washing Town. What those Republicrats and Democans do is just more than we can understand. Although Stump…

Do we really need a jail?

I think I just figured out how Stump County suddenly got a jail. In the real world judges are forcing Counties to build new courthouses and jails.  In order to…

Help from those Gov’mit guys

Here we are in Stump County, Virginia trying to make some sense out of the news coming out of Washing Town. Seems like a lot of politicians think bailing out…

Anybody seen Grant?

We have been trying to find out who Grant is and how we can get in touch with him. There may actually be more than one of him in which…

Half Whitt Shares Former Bosses Comments

It has been a slow news week here in Stump County and I wanted to take this opportunity to thank the nice folks at the Sneezeville Sentinel for giving me…