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Sortin’ out lawsuits in Stump County

Sortin’ out lawsuits in Stump County

Little Big, known as LB, is the hardest working man in Stump County. LB says if you just work hard, do the right thing, and take reasonable…

Stump County’s Closet is Empty

Stump County’s Closet is Empty

Well, you’da thought one of them herrycanes or som’it been thru old Stump County. Benjamen, the oldest of the Dover boys, just came out of the closet…

Illegal Immigrants

Illegal Immigrants

As you know Stump County, Virginia is an imaginary county filled with imaginary people. We are still trying to find our way into the 20th century while…

The opposite of Progress…

The opposite of Progress…

We keep hearing rumors that the President and Congress are planning on repealing the law of Supply and Demand. They are calling it progress. Well, we may…

Big City Professor Comes to Town

Big City Professor Comes to Town

We just had a big city college professor visit Stump County. He gave a talk on intolerance. He seems to think that we are intolerant and that…

Bullying – a Judge’s Prerogative

Bullying – a Judge’s Prerogative

 Since imaginary Stump County was created way back in 2004 some folks here have been warning me that my contact with the real world has the potential…

Do we need an Administrator?

Do we need an Administrator?

The Stump County Bored Supervisors are considering hiring a County Administrator. All other local counties have administrators and it was proposed at the last meeting that Stump…

The Affordable Healthy Mare Act in Stump County

The Affordable Healthy Mare Act in Stump County

Well, dress me in bloomers and call me Granny. We hear stories that Yo Mama is claiming that the Affordable Health Care Act is so successful they…

Meditation

Well, I’m back from my fishing trip and I was pleased to find out at least a couple of you missed me. I took my cane pole…

Old-timers and jokes

Old-timers and jokes

A newspaper editor in the real world recently asked if any old-timers remembered the old joke about smoking camels and the promised land. Well, all 999 of…