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We Need a Car in Stump County

We Need a Car in Stump County

Here in Stump County we still use wagons and buckboards and buggies and either walk or ride horses but we really need a car. I don’t know how we are…

Three Minutes of Fame

Three Minutes of Fame

We just had the longest Bored Supervisor meeting in the history of Stump County.  It lasted until it was time for all of us to go home and milk cows.…

What About Cherry Jello?

What About Cherry Jello?

Here at the imaginary Sneezeville Sentinel we have received several dozen comments sent to us via The Southside Messenger. It seems that some folks want to know what is going…

Can You Gag Down What We Are Serving?

Can You Gag Down What We Are Serving?

By the time you read this in the real world, the elections will be over and one of the losers will be the new president of the whole dadgum United…

Voters Make a Difference, Even in Stump County

Voters Make a Difference, Even in Stump County

The election for President is coming up and everyone in Stump County is getting ready to vote. Since we are all imaginary our votes won’t count but we are going…

The Difference in Flu and the Epizootics

The Difference in Flu and the Epizootics

We learn so much from following the real world. I’ve been being annoyed with what we call here in Stump County a case of the golly-wobbles or the epizootics.  According…

Stuff-slinging in Stump County

Stuff-slinging in Stump County

Last night I snuck out of Stump County to the real world and watched the vice-presidential debates on one of those televisions. I’ve got to tell you those televisions are…

Hog Killin’ Time Means Chitlins

Hog Killin’ Time Means Chitlins

Here in Stump County we are still planning our annual Chitlin’ and Possum Strut (CAPS) in January. After I mentioned it a few weeks ago I got a bucketful of…

Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut

Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut

Last week I wrote that I was running for the 2016 president of the Stump County Chitlin’ and Possum Strut. This is the most prestigious office in Stump County and…

A Misunderstandin’

A Misunderstandin’

It looks like some folks misunderstood me last week. I announced my candidacy for President. It seems a whole dadgum bunch of folks thought I meant President of the whole…

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