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The Stump County Bored Supervisors just met. Now you should understand that “the Board” is always wrong. No matter what the vote or which supervisor votes which…
November 29, 2018Read More
Stump County’s last socialist just snuck out of Stump County with his tail between his legs proving once again socialism just doesn’t work. Now you might think…
November 21, 2018Read More
Here we are in beautiful IMAGINARY Stump County, Virginia, population 999. I am Half Whitt, reporter for the Sneezeville Sentinel newspaper. Stump County’s only regular contact with…
November 15, 2018Read More
Years ago here in imaginary Stump County we passed a law against being a jackass. Now most of us oppose having more laws. We operate under the…
November 8, 2018Read More
The Stump County Bored Supervisors held an emergency meeting to discuss the problem with the Ash-holes on Main Street in Sneezeville. There has been a massive outpouring…
August 23, 2018Read More
Last year Joe Larry filed a libel suit against the Sneezeville Sentinel. The suit has been working its way through the Stump County legal system for a…
April 20, 2018Read More
Part of the problem is that Stump County now has two lawyers. For years we had just had Beagle. Nobody remembers his real name anymore. He even…
April 5, 2018Read More
We’ve got this guy here in Stump County who decided to get involved in the county now that…well, truth be told, we don’t know why he suddenly…
February 22, 2018Read More
Stump County just ended our countywide boycott of The Southside Messenger out there in the real world. That means barefooted Editor Averett Jones hurt our feelings. He…
February 15, 2018Read More
It looks like Stump County is going to have to change our motto. It has always been “We may be ig’nant but we’uns got commonsense.” Now, you…
February 1, 2018Read More
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