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The Stump County Bored Supervisors just met.  Now you should understand that “the Board” is always wrong.  No matter what the vote or which supervisor votes which…

Socialism in Stump County

Socialism in Stump County

Stump County’s last socialist just snuck out of Stump County with his tail between his legs proving once again socialism just doesn’t work. Now you might think…

They’re Gonna Sue Half Whitt AGAIN

They’re Gonna Sue Half Whitt AGAIN

Here we are in beautiful IMAGINARY Stump County, Virginia, population 999. I am Half Whitt, reporter for the Sneezeville Sentinel newspaper. Stump County’s only regular contact with…

Laws Against Jackassery in Stump County

Laws Against Jackassery in Stump County

Years ago here in imaginary Stump County we passed a law against being a jackass.  Now most of us oppose having more laws. We operate under the…

Ash Holes in Stump County

Ash Holes in Stump County

The Stump County Bored Supervisors held an emergency meeting to discuss the problem with the Ash-holes on Main Street in Sneezeville. There has been a massive outpouring…

What He Say?

What He Say?

Last year Joe Larry filed a libel suit against the Sneezeville Sentinel. The suit has been working its way through the Stump County legal system for a…

Legal Problems in Stump County   

Legal Problems in Stump County   

Part of the problem is that Stump County now has two lawyers. For years we had just had Beagle. Nobody remembers his real name anymore. He even…

Tony’s Cronies in Stump County

Tony’s Cronies in Stump County

We’ve got this guy here in Stump County who decided to get involved in the county now that…well, truth be told, we don’t know why he suddenly…

Stump County Ends Boycott

Stump County Ends Boycott

Stump County just ended our countywide boycott of The Southside Messenger out there in the real world. That means barefooted Editor Averett Jones hurt our feelings. He…

Stump County Chittlin’ Strut Canceled

Stump County Chittlin’ Strut Canceled

It looks like Stump County is going to have to change our motto. It has always been “We may be ig’nant but we’uns got commonsense.” Now, you…

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