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For several years I had a pet duck named Cannelloni. To be absolutely accurate, Cannelloni was a plastic decoy duck. That being said, he was more fun…
April 26, 2023Read More
My Bride, Management, was supposed to write this Christmas column. Years ago she wrote Christmas columns two years in a row. That makes it a tradition and…
December 21, 2022Read More
Last week The Daughter called to ask me to keep the Grand-Brats so she could remove her appendix. Of course I would keep the G-brats but I didn’t…
October 12, 2022Read More
For almost 40 years my bride Management has asked me to dance. I always reply “I don’t sing, I don’t dance and I don’t play team sports.”…
September 28, 2022Read More
As a young child my family had a guest in our home. We called her Granny. Now Granny wasn’t a real family member, in fact she wasn’t…
August 31, 2022Read More
I just realized what my health issues are. I have symptoms. This goes back to when I was 17 and working construction. I worked with a great…
August 17, 2022Read More
Many people with so-called white-collar jobs (i.e., where they don’t get dirty at work) feel superior to those who do get dirty. However, those who do get…
August 3, 2022Read More
I am almost finished with my “new” twenty-year-old truck. I still have some generator issues, a few leaks and the standard dents and scratches that all my…
July 20, 2022Read More
Last week we had planned a vacation at the beach with Management’s family. At the last minute I decided to stay home. I had multiple reasons. My…
July 6, 2022Read More
Last week I had to call my daughter and accuse her of “boy hoarding.” I hadn’t seen my grand-brats for three weeks. The daughter claimed it was…
June 8, 2022Read More
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