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Jeff Foxworthy says, “You might be a redneck if one of your relatives died after saying, ‘Hey, y’all watch this.’” The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the…
July 10, 2015Read More
The family that moved into our first home kept calling me to ask if we ever had a problem with snakes in the house. Every time he…
July 3, 2015Read More
My brother and I are doing some repairs on our mother’s home. Normally, I can do most repairs with the exception of door locks. I have an…
June 26, 2015Read More
A lady I know often says something to the effect of, “If it has wheels, testosterone or a motor, it WILL give you trouble.” Well, my argument…
June 19, 2015Read More
The greatest gift a man can give his children is to love their mother. Today Management and I will celebrate our anniversary. Twenty years ago, we promised…
June 12, 2015Read More
We just ran a story about an old safe that was rigged with WWI tear gas to deter burglars. The combination broke and the owner attempted to…
June 5, 2015Read More
It is Tuesday morning and I am still here so I must have survived the surplus sale. Management was pleased. I only bought one. That’s right, one.…
May 29, 2015Read More
I have nothing to report on the surplus sale I was going to attend this week. Just as I was leaving for the sale, I received a…
May 25, 2015Read More
As you already know, my bride Management is perfect in every way with the exception of a few issues with fire trucks, encyclopedias, dictionaries, snakes, poverty, and…
May 15, 2015Read More
When it comes to non-fiction, you just can’t beat reading a dictionary or an encyclopedia for pure entertainment value. My bride, Management, who is perfect in every…
May 8, 2015Read More
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