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Chicken Diet, The Wrecker, and Bare Footin’

A few months ago the son traded some of my stuff for a wrecker body. I didn’t think I really needed one. My current body is pretty wrecked as it…

Kid Caves, Submarines and Reincarnation

I’m finally making progress on my cave. No-No-NO it is NOT a man-cave. That has to be one of the silliest things that have happened in this decade. Let’s face…

Hoarding, Donor Fire Truck Parts and Building Barns

Will wonders never cease? According to some people who know me, The Federal Government has just declared that I am federally protected. I wouldn’t mind much if I could get…

Three Strikes, Deer Diner, And Plaid Shanking

Well, I get to add a new item to my resume’. Now I can say, “I’ve been out of Southside Virginia three times, been to two hog callin’s and a…

Zero-P-E-N, Snatched Gold, And Wing-pits

This weekend I had the pleasure of keeping the Grand-brats. One of our projects was planting a little garden. Now, planting vegetables just isn’t something high on my list. In…

Cheap Chicks, Suicidal Dump Trucks and Upgrading

The yard bird population around here has dropped to four. For some reason some folks think it is fine for their dogs to visit my place and kill my stuff.…

Aprils Fools, Spring Cleaning and Dumb Country Boys

Today is April first. I’m told it is also April Fools Day. This really concerns me. What kind of amateur is only a fool one day a year. I always…

Eggs to You, Sweet Phones and Brats in Motion

Last week I mentioned that when the son was young his goal in life was to be master of the universe. After keeping the grand-brats last weekend I am going…

Spring Back, TV News and Drinking of the Green

The Grand-brat is in trouble and all I have to say is it isn’t my fault. In fact, I intend to not only deny all responsibility, I intend to blame…

Building Bulldozers, Stoned Henges, and Baby Tales

We just got some good news. The daughter is adding to her herd of Grand-brats. I have only one complaint. If they had really worked at it we could be…