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Social Security Snoops, Cars for Parts & Zoning Out

Social Security Snoops, Cars for Parts & Zoning Out

I just got off of the web site run by Social Security. It was scary. It all started when I realized I might be getting older. I decided to check…

Forty and Counting, Middle Age Confusions And Most Likely To…

Forty and Counting, Middle Age Confusions And Most Likely To…

I have my fortieth high school class reunion coming up. I’m looking forward to it but I have to say I am amazed. It is beyond comprehension. Who would have…

Mischief Under the Sheets, Round Numbers & Management Guidelines

Mischief Under the Sheets, Round Numbers & Management Guidelines

Last night I had some problems under the sheets. Usually what happens in my bed stays in my bed and is not discussed in this column. Last night I had…

Stolen Watermelons, Grand-Brat Attack & Unnamed Fights Back

Stolen Watermelons, Grand-Brat Attack & Unnamed Fights Back

A few weeks ago one of my co-workers, Rose Allie, wrote about Earl’s giant watermelon in Charlotte Court House. Keeping in mind that I understand the “worker” part, co-workers may…

A Cat With No Name, Personality Plus & Electronics Dependence

A Cat With No Name, Personality Plus & Electronics Dependence

My new little tortoiseshell calico kitten is settling in nicely. Although, unlike her dozen or so tortoiseshell predecessors who liked me and hated almost everyone else, she seems quite taken…

Fuzzy Tortoiseshell Calico Cats, Reputations and Contentment

Fuzzy Tortoiseshell Calico Cats, Reputations and Contentment

Last week I had stopped to get a couple of tires replaced. (You just have to worry about the quality of things when a set of trailer tires go bad…

System Wreckers, Filing Wrecks & How to Hide a Wrecker

System Wreckers, Filing Wrecks & How to Hide a Wrecker

I’m having a difficult time concentrating this morning. My office and life are in disarray. I can’t find my stuff. On a positive note it is only my office stuff…

A Sioux Song, Brats, and My Way is Better

A Sioux Song, Brats, and My Way is Better

Last week I had several thousand quarters to count and put in rolls. Now you might think that would be annoying and time consuming. As usual I have figured out…

Unexpected Life, the Ultimate Project & POOF!

Unexpected Life, the Ultimate Project & POOF!

I spend a moderate amount of time contemplating the universe, capitalism and the inevitability of my demise. There is no doubt in my mind that one day the vital ingredient…

Skunks in Hives, Skunks in Traps and Aww, Ain’t They Cute

Skunks in Hives, Skunks in Traps and Aww, Ain’t They Cute

As always it has been an easy week. Nothing exciting ever happens to me. I just drink my coffee, write a little, answer a few phone calls and watch other…