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The Yoke’s On You!

2 Corinthians 6:14 (KJV) talks about being unequally yoked—a concept that sounds strange to modern ears. It says: “Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness…

Really Useful Ideas

This reporter ran across the following ideas during the past few weeks and thought folks would find some of them useful as we try to solve small problems that life…

October Offering

Well, we made it through the heat and humidity of the summer and we are now able to appreciate the cooler temperatures of autumn. Speaking personally, I would gladly trade…

Fall Foliage “Closed”

It’s still terribly dry and, in case you weren’t aware we have one, October 15 through November 30 is Virginia’s fall fire season. Outdoor burning is not restricted so far…

Mischief Under the Sheets, Round Numbers & Management Guidelines

Last night I had some problems under the sheets. Usually what happens in my bed stays in my bed and is not discussed in this column. Last night I had…

Our secret weapon

We just had some guy come to Stump County from something called the Department of Agriculture. He wanted to tell us that all of us, including the richest guy in…

Half Whitt Becomes a Journalist

My imaginary boss here at the imaginary Sneezeville Sentinel sent me to a journalism class. It seems there have been some complaints from real people in the real world who…

Speak With Faith, Not With Feelings

Have you ever known someone who had a divisive personality, and was always switching loyalties back and forth?  What if that same person was sexually immoral, and proud of it?…

Stolen Watermelons, Grand-Brat Attack & Unnamed Fights Back

A few weeks ago one of my co-workers, Rose Allie, wrote about Earl’s giant watermelon in Charlotte Court House. Keeping in mind that I understand the “worker” part, co-workers may…

“New” Fries???

There’s no danger of a new career for Rose Allie; the day job will do just fine. However, she was fascinated with and had to sample the new Satisfries at…