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Grand-Brats, 98-Pound Weaklings & My Way

I’ve always said you can have too many children BUT you can’t have too many Grand-Brats. I am delighted to say that G-Brats five and six are…

COVID Truth

According to the FDA website, “The FDA has regulatory processes in place to facilitate the development of COVID-19 vaccines that meet the FDA’s rigorous scientific standards.”  This…

It Is Not the Same

This week a so-called news reporter at MSNBC presented an opinion piece purporting to be fact. I know, it isn’t the first time and it isn’t just…

Siri, Whomp-em Biscuits & Sequences

Siri, Whomp-em Biscuits & Sequences

I just want to know, just who is Siri?  Apparently she knows everything and hides in my friends’ phones.  Maybe I am just jealous. Before computers and…

Playing in Traffic

I have always been amused by the signs people post announcing their children or pets are playing in traffic and ordering drivers to be careful of them.…

Flying Our American Flag is a Right

I am getting ready to write several hundred words regarding our right to fly our American flag.  However, everything except the first three paragraphs is irrelevant and…

Asking the Right Question, Health Issues and Dieting

Asking the Right Question, Health Issues and Dieting

I have a (possibly bad) tendency to answer any question as it is asked, not as the questioner intends.  This means that when the Wino on the…

Wave That Banner

“Long may that star spangled banner yet wave, o’er the land of the free and the home of the brave” For years every time I drive from…

What is Woke?

I just figured out what “woke” means. “Woke” is what happens when “you get woke up.”  It is that groggy confused state between sleeping and being awake.…

Cannelloni, the Duck, and My Cheap Friend Kelly

Cannelloni, the Duck, and My Cheap Friend Kelly

For several years I had a pet duck named Cannelloni.  To be absolutely accurate, Cannelloni was a plastic decoy duck. That being said, he was more fun…