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A Rolls Royce, the Baby and Diets

A Rolls Royce, the Baby and Diets

A friend of mine known as the Godfather just bought a car called a Rolls Royce.  I don’t know who Royce is but I have owned several Rolls.  I had…

What Are They Trying to Prove?

I am still attempting to analyze something that happened this week.  As I drove around a curve in the road there were two boys about age 10 playing in the…

Snakes in the Freezer, Bears in the Woods and Sailboats for Sale

Snakes in the Freezer, Bears in the Woods and Sailboats for Sale

My bride Management just cleaned out the freezer. As you know, Freezers and Frigideezers serve dual purposes. One is to keep food fresh until used. The other is to store…

A Problem With Snakes, Revered Paul, & Patrick Henry

A Problem With Snakes, Revered Paul, & Patrick Henry

The family that moved into our first home kept calling me to ask if we ever had a problem with snakes in the house. Every time he called, I said…

Ugly Rumors, Aptitude Tests & My Q

Ugly Rumors, Aptitude Tests & My Q

I have always made it a habit to ignore rumors, especially when they are about me. I am never concerned when rumors concerning me concern others. There are several reasons…

Spring, Snakes & Big Green Trash Cans on Wheels

Spring, Snakes & Big Green  Trash Cans on Wheels

When I was writing about the signs of spring I neglected to mention snakes.  It just isn’t spring without snakes.  I have seen several snakes crossing the road but Sunday…

Cosmic Adjustment, Romance & Socks

Cosmic Adjustment, Romance & Socks

Normally, I mean usually, (nothing is ever quite normal here) I don’t believe in getting even with folks who complicate or interrupt my life. My theory is that my guardian…

Codgerhood, Paranoia & Bobcats

Codgerhood, Paranoia & Bobcats

It appears I have achieved Codgerhood early.  Last week I wrote about chasing the cowbirds from Management’s bird feeders. From all reports, this is something Old Codgers do.  The Chief…

Plants, Stolen Watermelons and Rocks

Plants, Stolen Watermelons and Rocks

Original Run Date: June 10, 2010 My theory that plants were not created for people to eat has received some opposition.  I have been told that growing and possibly eating…

Sand, Solitude and Poor, Poor Lonely Me

Sand, Solitude and Poor, Poor Lonely Me

Original Run Date: July 8, 2010 This past weekend was Management’s family getto-gather at the beach. By my thinking, a perfect beach weekend involves getting up early, sitting on the…

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