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Plants, Stolen Watermelons and Rocks

Plants, Stolen Watermelons and Rocks

Original Run Date: June 10, 2010 My theory that plants were not created for people to eat has received some opposition.  I have been told that growing and possibly eating…

Sand, Solitude and Poor, Poor Lonely Me

Sand, Solitude and Poor, Poor Lonely Me

Original Run Date: July 8, 2010 This past weekend was Management’s family getto-gather at the beach. By my thinking, a perfect beach weekend involves getting up early, sitting on the…

Angels, Duck Pumps, and Codgers

Angels, Duck Pumps, and Codgers

Original Run Date: July 1, 2010 One night last week my bride Management looked out the bedroom window and screamed. Now you should keep in mind that Management is not…

Flying, Junk Yards & Jones Art

Flying, Junk Yards & Jones Art

Shortly after my birth I remember thinking, “This light is a good thing. I am going to like it.” Then they gave me the first of many spankings, cleaned me…

And Betty’s Buns

And Betty’s Buns

My bride Management and I will be celebrating our 32nd wedding anniversary next month. I wrote the following column seven years ago and oddly it still applies. The only real…

Senior Citizens, Things That Suck and Uppity Friends

Senior Citizens, Things That Suck and Uppity Friends

I have been adjusting to the fact that this July I will achieve a chronological milestone. I will officially be a senior citizen. I am looking forward to the free…

Bear Skin, Bare Skin & Fashion Models

Bear Skin, Bare Skin & Fashion Models

I just got my bearskin back from the taxidermist.  I have to say I am not usually a fan of keeping dead stuff.  I think most skins are more attractive…

Trashy People, Listen Up – Southside is NOT your trash can

I am often encouraged to write an article on littering to shame people into doing what they should. I always reply. These people are without shame. It will take more…

Dowries, Daffodils & Weddings

Dowries, Daffodils & Weddings

Editor’s Note: Last weekend Management and I kept the herd of Grand-brats so the daughter and son-in –law could celebrate the anniversary of their wedding. We had fun. Below is…

The Snowflake Test: “Most people suck”

A company in New England called  The Silent Partner Marketing has instituted an employment test called the snowflake test to ”find candidates who fit the culture of the company—and to…

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